Thailand four

i find my material few and far between when i stay in a place like this. most days are the same here on koh chang. a killer combination of beaches, rainforest treking, moto-bike riding, eating, listening to my drunk english neighbor kenny tell stories of traveling in his bright yellow van (he has an anchor tattoo so you know he is legit), getting massages, and drinking out of huge buckets. though incredibly relaxing and satisfying for the blogger, dissapointing and most likely depressing for the blogee. for this i apologize. the good news is that i will be headed to bangkok tomorrow and if i cannot come up with some material there then something is surely wrong.

one subject to discuss is my new career choice. i have decided to become a fortune teller, little stress and enormous power. you can single handidly change someones life with a simple creative fib. plus you get to wear cool, loose fitting clothing and have friends that swallow flames and charm snakes. if any of you would be willing to provide references i would be much obliged for the field is quite thick with very qualified applicants. the bonus structure is great but the 401k is crap.