Lady boy one (special edition)

lady boys... what are these creatures and where do they come from? i have seen monkeys throwing their own feces at tourists, i have seen elephants walking the streets, i have seen some pretty crazy stuff but nothing can beat the lady boy phenomenom that has taken over thailand. they are everywhere, in varying stages of ladyboyism. some are just getting started, still with adams apple and without chest enhancement. others have been in the game for quite some time and you cannot tell what they are. they are old, they are young, they are 5ft tall, they are taller than me. they all scare me.

we have created a team called "the assume dude squad." you must always presume that it is a man, no matter how attractive your brain tells you that it is. if you do come to thailand, dont worry too much about avian flu or malaria. there is a much more dangerous disease that no doctor can prescribe medication for. it is the lady boy.